So we have this one customer who comes in literally every day...and he spends anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours in the branch. He spends most of his time at the writing desk in the middle of the branch "figuring things out" and "getting caught up". He usually asks for 2 presidential dollar coins, sometimes this is all he comes in for. On other days he will ask for a nice 50 or 100 dollar bill or he might ask if you have any old bills. Then on Thursdays he cashes his check and makes a deposit into his holiday club account.
Today he came in and spent quite a while "figuring things out". He came up to my station and asked me if I had any nice hundred dollar bill. So I looked through my bills and came up with a nice one for him. He slowly counted out his ten, ten dollar bills to give me in exchange. Then he went back to the writing desk, carrying everything but the kitchen sink because he can't leave anything on the writing desk while he's at the teller line because someone might want to steal something of his!
He's over there for a while and he comes back up to my station. He asks if I have a nice fifty dollar bill. So I look some more and find him a nice fifty. He gives me five more tens. He goes back to the writing desk. He comes back up to my station and hands me a twenty and wants two tens...um...ok...didn't you just give me fifteen tens for your hundred and fifty??? Whatever. So I give him his two tens and he hands me two twenties and one of the tens I just gave him and asks for another nice fifty. Oh goodness didn't I just give you that ten??? Why are you giving it back now??? So I find another nice fifty and then he proceeds to pull another twenty out of his pocket and asks for 2 presidential gold dollars. So I give him the dollars along with...guess what!!! a ten that he gave me and I gave him and he gave me and now I'm giving it back AGAIN!!!
I know that was a long story but I thought it was pretty humorous...I actually wrote it all down after he left because I didn't want to forget exactly how many times we exchanged THE SAME money!!!
Then as my day is coming to a close this couple walks in. Grandpa and Granddaughter??? No maybe not that much of an age gap. Dad and Daughter? Ya they look like they could be a Dad and a daughter besides the fact that he is American and she is Asian...maybe she's adopted. They want to open an account together...okay lots of people put their parent(s) on their account. I start having a conversation with them and hey guess what!!! They're getting married!!! I gag and keep working on the account. They leave and I look at their birth dates...yep 20 years apart...he could be her dad!!! He was OLD too...not just middle age...OLD.
So yes those are just a few of my lovely customers :) Never mind all the smelly ones!